The Lord of the Rings: Gollum’s Revenge (or Whatever They’re Calling It) Is Coming in December 2027

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Get ready to hear “My Precious” on the big screen once again — because Warner Bros. just announced that The Lord of the Rings: Gollum , the long-rumored film starring and directed by Andy Serkis, will finally hit theaters on December 17, 2027 .

That’s right — just in time for Christmas, which means parents everywhere can explain to their confused kids why a bald CGI creature is sobbing over a ring while they try to open presents.

A New Perspective from the Ring’s Biggest Fanboy

This time around, we’re diving deep into the twisted mind of Golllum himself — yes, both halves of him. The story takes place between The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring , when Bilbo was already chilling in Rivendell and Frodo was still too young to carry anything heavier than a backpack.

According to co-writer and producer Philippa Boyens:

“This is a unique fragment of a massive saga — told through the eyes of an incredible character. Audiences will see what it truly means to be Gollum: a victim, a monster, and a desperate seeker of the Ring.”

So basically, think of it as Taxi Driver meets Lord of the Rings , with more hissing and fewer mirrors.

Back to Middle-earth with the Original Dream Team

Directing duties go to none other than Andy Serkis , who also reprises his legendary role as everyone’s favorite split-personality swamp-dweller.

And if you thought Peter Jackson had retired to sip wine in New Zealand forever, guess again. He, along with Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens, are back as producers — ensuring this new film feels like a warm hug from your ancient wizard uncle who smells like pipe smoke and nostalgia.

In short: expect sweeping landscapes, dramatic close-ups of hands reaching for shiny things, and at least one scene where someone cries over a pastry.

Why December?

Because apparently, Tolkien fans don’t celebrate holidays without watching something epic happen to hobbits. All six previous LOTR and Hobbit films premiered in December — and together, they made nearly $3 billion at the box office. So yeah, Warner Bros. isn’t messing with success.

Let the nostalgia flow.

Other Big Announcements from Warner Bros.

While we’re here, WB dropped a few more bombs:

  • Army of Darkness Returns: Evil Dead Rise – July 24, 2026
    Starring Suhaila Yusuf as the newest victim of cabin fever — literally.
  • M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last One – October 23, 2026
    Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Phoebe Dynevor, and Ashley Walters in what promises to be either genius or nonsense — or both.

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